EAT, PRAY, PEE

Okay, so Julie Roberts is staring in the new romantic comedy called Eat, Pray, Love...Well, I am staring in my own life called EAT, PRAY, PEE!  Julia's got nothing on me! Except  for that handsome foreigner who plays opposite of her- I have a handsome white boy named Adam, so ha Julia! And let's see....Julia gets to eat incredible meals from Italy- I have had wonderful meals from friends and family! I don't have to cook or clean up after them, and I get to eat them in bed, so that pretty much blows Italy out of the water! Julia prays a lot in this movie apparently...I'll bet her a billion dollars that no one on earth has been praying more than I have!  Only difference...I pee at least 40 times a day.  Oh well, who needs freakin' Hollywood anyway?